Bakura: Marik made me do this. I do not want to. But it will shut him up for a month, and I can go back to my work. Yes Marik, I WORK.
Marik: HI ALL OF MY MINDSLAVES OF THE INTERWEBZ (see what I did thar with the z. that makes the internet sound cooler). Now that you have viewed this page, ALL OF YOUR SOULS BELONG TO ME. My sincerest apologies if you intended to eat later. Mind control may give you an upset tummy...
((Landlord: I am not Ryou. I am actually physically Baku's landlord right now. Yes. He pays me rent- well, steals the rent, and sometimes he doesn't pay at all and waves a knife around like some sort of psychopath. I've learned not to question these things. I draw the art for Batkura on TUMB1R))
{{Host: HELLO. I am Marik's host. No. I am not Ryou, Yami Marik, or any other strange YGO phenomenon that people seem to mistake me for. Living with Marik is no easy task. He's loud, perverted, runs around naked, and he keeps using up all of my eyeliner. I draw the art for Istard on Tumb1r.}}